Bryan finally noticed my lack of interest in my former activity. When I explained my dissatisfaction he suggested that perhaps the vacuum needed a new air filter. Apparently, the air filter has never been changed in 8 years. So off he went to Lowe's with the goal of purchasing a new air filter so we could clean the house. He returned with this:
Ummmm. What does he expect me to do with this?
Apparently the filter was $20. This lil car cleaning beauty was $45.99. HILARIOUS! Boy logic is very strange.